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Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Horcrux in My Bathroom

Close your eyes, I want you to picture something.
Wait. 
Don't close your eyes. I want you to read this post instead.

Think back to the sixth Harry Potter movie, the one Dumbledore dies in. (This is not a spoiler alert, if you didn't know that already, then you are clearly anti-Harry Potter for whatever reason and you probably hate everything else magical and fantastic in the world). 

Do you remember the part in the cave when Harry is force-feeding Dumbledore liquid that looks like purple Kool-aide from a seashell?





Well, I want you to know that there must be a horcrux in my bathroom. Because that crap is real life stuff. 

I walked into my bathroom the other morning to brush my teeth. There's two sinks in my bathroom so every time I have to use one, I select the less filthy of the two.

When I turned the water on and started brushing my teeth, I looked over to the other sink and found myself hallucinating. Murky, purple water started rising out of the sink. I rubbed my eyes a bit, maybe I was dreaming?

 No. This was actually happening.

I quickly turned off the water and stared in horror as the liquid slowly went back down the drain, returning to the place of evil from whence it came. This took a good five minutes.










 When it finally disappeared, it left behind an unnatural, pungent odor.

I don't have any idea what the problem is or how I might possibly solve it.

I dearly hope the solution is anything but drinking the liquid, because I can assure you that it would have to be force-fed to me as well. (And I would cry, scream, and threaten to kill you, somewhat like Dumbledore). Plus, I would probably end up dying like Dumbledore. 

So I congratulate the evil wizard who has hidden a horcrux within my bathroom. You win this round.