Lies

So today I was eating peanut butter on my couch by myself while my dog stared into the depths of my soul (he does this when I eat).
         
That is when a brilliant idea flew into my ear canal and landed in my brain. You see, I once heard that if you give your dog some peanut butter, that he will lick and lick and make a total fool of himself as the peanut butter sticks to his mouth and he completely fails at removing it. Okay yeah, it seems mean. But he always wants my food anyway so this is what he wanted.
                                                                                                  So I gave him some....



And he ate it in one freaking gulp, I swear. He didn't even breathe, he just inhaled it like he does with every other treat we've ever given him in his whole life. And in an instant he's justing staring at me like,

I don't know where I learned this lie from, but I'm extremely deflated. This was going to be the pinnacle of entertainment of my entire day, and now it's ruined. Although, maybe I just need to give him more, say, the whole jar.